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Teaching Children Flavors

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children I want you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the cherry, lime, lemon and mint, but when the teacher gave them the honey flavored lifesavers, all the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," she said. "It is something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his out onto the floor and shouted, "Spit em out, they're assholes!"